Episode 48: “Seventy-Three Rabbits and One Missing Headcount!”
Tagline:
“When your family tree becomes a family forest, counting is optional!”
Panel 1 Starts
Setting: A peaceful morning at Genimalien HQ.
Kael is eating breakfast while Fela reads a magazine.
Suddenly, the front door bursts open and dozens upon dozens of rabbits flood into the room wearing hats, capes, bowties, roller skates, and tiny space helmets.
Kael:
“AAAAAAAA! THE RABBITS ARE MULTIPLYING!”
Zynari (proudly):
“Oh, relax. That's just my family.”
SFX:
FLOP-FLOP-FLOP-FLOP-FLOP-FLOP!!
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Panel 2
Setting: The living room is now completely packed with rabbits.
Some are juggling carrots.
Some are doing magic tricks.
One is conducting an orchestra.
Three are arguing over whose turn it is to be named “Zynari Junior.”
A regal white rabbit enters.
Zynari's Mother:
“Children! Line up so we can count everybody!”
Rabbit #27:
“I think I'm #27!”
Rabbit #42:
“No, I'M #27!”
Rabbit #27:
“Oh yeah.”
SFX:
HEADCOUNT-HAVOC!!
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Panel 3
A giant electronic scoreboard appears.
It rapidly cycles through numbers.
72... 73... 74... 71... 76... 73...
Kael stares in horror.
Fela drinks coffee.
Kael:
“How many siblings DO you have?!”
Zynari:
“Seventy-three!”
Fela:
“You said seventy-two yesterday.”
Zynari:
“Oh. Then somebody found the missing Danny.”
A rabbit raises his hand.
Danny:
“I was behind the couch.”
SFX:
DING-DING-DING!!
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Panel 4 (Final)
Setting: Outside Genimalien HQ.
The enormous rabbit family poses for a group photo.
The photographer tries to fit everyone into frame.
The photo keeps extending beyond the edge of the comic panel itself.
Photographer:
“Could Rabbit #58 move left?”
Rabbit #58:
“Which one is #58?!”
ALL THE RABBITS:
“ME!!”
Kael collapses.
Fela facepalms.
Zynari smiles proudly.
Zynari:
“Big family. Easy to remember.”
SFX:
CLICK! FLASH! RABBIT-CASCADE!!
Background Gag:
A family tree stretches into outer space and has a sign attached:
“WARNING: Tree still growing.”
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