Episode 34: No Animals Allowed

Tagline: (Dog, Rabbit, Cat, Mouse, and Hamster — aka Team Pet Genimaliens) attempt the ultimate disguise to sneak into a human-only movie theater.

Panel 1 – The Plan
Visual: Outside the cinema, the Genimaliens read a sign that says: “STRICTLY NO ANIMALS ALLOWED! (yes, even the talking ones)” in a mismatched Comic Sans + Papyrus font.
Dog: “Pffft. They’ll never see through this genius plan.”
Rabbit (holding a trench coat): nervous grin.
SFX: DUN-DUN-DUUUN!

Panel 2 – The Totem Tower
Visual: All five Genimaliens stacked in the trench coat — Hamster on Mouse’s shoulders, then Cat, Rabbit, and finally Dog wobbling on top in a fedora.
The “giant human” looks extremely crooked, with eyes peeking out from random folds.
Ticket Clerk (deadpan): “One ticket… sir?”
Dog (top): “Yes. One! I mean—one for adult human man!”
SFX: WOBBLE WOBBLE

Panel 3 – Disaster Looms
Visual: Inside the theater line, the disguise starts collapsing. Rabbit sneezes glitter out of the coat, Cat’s tail pokes through the back, and Mouse keeps shouting movie trivia from inside.
Cat (muffled): “I can’t breathe in here!!”
Ticket Clerk (squinting): “Funny… you look… stacked.”
SFX: AH-CHOOOOOO! (glitter explosion)

Panel 4 – The Reveal
Visual: The trench coat bursts open — glitter everywhere — sending Dog, Rabbit, Cat, Mouse, and Hamster tumbling in every direction like a cartoon explosion. The cinema crowd stares.
Hamster (still rolling in popcorn): “BEST MOVIE EVER and we didn’t even get inside!”
Dog: “Hey, we saved money on tickets!”
SFX: KAPOOF! TUMBLE!



Panel 5

Scene: The trench coat finally BURSTS apart in front of the stunned Ticket Clerk and a crowd of Earth moviegoers.

Instead of just the Genimaliens falling out, hundreds of Earth animals tumble out of the coat — dogs, cats, pigeons, hamsters, goldfish bowls, even a llama and an octopus — all crammed inside somehow.

The animals are ALL talking at once in cartoon voices (“I wanted popcorn!” / “Scoot over!” / “Finally, air!”).

SFX: “SPROING-CRASH-BARK-MEOW-GLUB-GLUB!!!”

Clerk: 😱 “...That was NOT in the employee handbook.”



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Panel 6 (Final Tag Gag)

The group and the horde of animals are outside the theater after the movie ends.

All the animals are lounging in a huge crowd, chatting about the film, eating popcorn, wearing 3D glasses.

Dog, smug and unbothered, shrugs to Bella (his girlfriend) and the team.

Dog’s line (punchline):
“Hey, if they didn’t want EVERY animal on Earth sneaking in… they shouldn’t have sold ONE ticket!”

Bella: facepaw 🐾.

SFX: A giant ANVIL drops from the sky, flattening the “NO ANIMALS” sign instead of the pets.


Final Caption: “The Pet Genimaliens: Coming soon to a theater near… never.”

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