Episode 44: "Not a Touch"

Panel 1 — The Button of Questionable Decisions
Setting: A strange glowing pedestal sits in the middle of a forest clearing. A giant red button labeled "DO NOT TOUCH — SERIOUSLY" flashes dramatically.
Kael points excitedly at it.
Kael:
"I found a mysterious gift button!"
Fela folds her arms.
Fela:
"Don't press it."
Zynari grins and adjusts her magician hat.
Zynari:
"Press it twice."
Tiny Warning Label:
"Warning: May void reality."
SFX:
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!
Panel 2 — The Worst Possible Choice
Setting: Kael immediately slams the button twice.
The button explodes into rainbow energy.
A swirling portal opens.
A giant rubber duck wearing a crown emerges.
Kael:
"Ooooh, bonus feature!"
Fela:
"That's never a bonus feature."
Zynari:
"Again! Again!"
SFX:
KABOOM-WARP!!
FWOOOOSH!!
Panel 3 — Three Hours Later
Narrator:
"Three hours later..."
Setting: Reality has completely fallen apart.
Kael now has six tails.
Zynari is floating upside-down while juggling moons.
Fela has somehow become the mayor of a city made entirely of toast.
The crowned rubber duck is giving a speech.
Duck King:
"Citizens! Long live Ducktopia!"
Fela:
"I hate being right."
Kael:
"I can hear colors."
SFX:
HONK-WARP!
SPROING!
TOAST-CRUMBLE!
Panel 4 — Final Panel
Setting: Fela finds a giant emergency switch labeled "UNDO EVERYTHING."
She slams it.
Reality instantly snaps back to normal.
The button disappears.
Everyone stares silently.
Kael:
"So... we learned an important lesson today."
Zynari:
"Press mysterious buttons three times?"
Fela:
"No."
A brand-new button suddenly appears behind them labeled:
"ABSOLUTELY DO NOT PRESS."
Kael and Zynari (simultaneously):
"Ooooooh."
SFX:
DING!
MENACING SPARKLE!!

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