Episode 40: Kung Food Cat-astrophe!

Tagline: When Cat bites off more than she can chew — literally — she ends up serving time… in the kitchen!


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Panel 1: The Buffet Brawl Begins

Visual: Cat lounges at the FoodChina Galactic Buffet, surrounded by empty plates stacked like skyscrapers. Chef Panda (a female martial artist panda in a red apron and jade headband) looks furious behind the counter.
Chef Panda: “You eat ALL my dumplings, no pay?!”
Cat (burping): “Uh… complimentary sample?”
SFX: BURP! CRACK! (Panda snaps her ladle in two)


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Panel 2: The Kung-Fu Confrontation

Visual: Chef Panda leaps onto the table in a dynamic martial-arts pose. The background becomes a parody of a kung-fu movie poster.
Chef Panda: “Prepare for wok and roll!”
Cat (terrified): “Can I take this to go?!”
SFX: WHA-CHA! BAM! WOK!


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Panel 3: The Fight Intensifies

Visual: A flurry of noodles, dumplings, and cartoon smoke fills the air. Cat dodges soup ladles while holding up a fortune cookie as a shield.
Chef Panda: “Your fortune says: PAIN!”
Cat: “I liked the sweet and sour part better!”
SFX: POW! SPLASH! WOOOOSH!


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Panel 4: The Slapstick Servitude

Visual: Cat is now wearing a chef hat and washing dishes at super-speed while Panda supervises. Pots, pans, and vegetables fly everywhere.
Chef Panda: “Faster! Chop like the wind!”
Cat: “Do I get overtime?!”
SFX: CHOP-CHOP-CHOP! SPLAT! DING!


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Panel 5: Genimaliens Intervene

Visual: Dog, Rabbit, and Raccoon peek into the kitchen, holding a “Cat Rescue Plan” blueprint that’s actually a takeout menu.
Rabbit: “We could distract her with glitter buns!”
Dog: “Or pay the bill…”
Raccoon: “Pay? I vote heist.”
SFX: SNIKT! (Raccoon flips open her laser guitar)


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Panel 6: Final Panel — The Ironic Twist

Visual: Cat escapes through the back door, covered in flour and noodles. Chef Panda stands proudly at the counter, now selling “Cat-Shaped Dumplings.”
Chef Panda (smiling): “Now that’s poetic justice.”
Cat (off-screen): “HEY!!”
SFX: DUN DUN DUMPLING!

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