Episode 37: The Golden Clock Conspiracy

Panel 1 — The Gift Arrives

Visual: Inside the JiggleCore, the team gathers around a huge ornate golden clock pulsing with faint cosmic energy. Rabbit’s poking it with a sparkly wand.
Rabbit: “It’s either a timepiece or a time bomb! Both are shiny!”
Dog (Kael): “Who sent this thing?”
SFX: DING! TWINKLE! CLOCK HUMMMM!
Caption: “It was ticking on every dimension... until it stopped here.”


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Panel 2 — The Twins Emerge

Visual: A flash of light bursts from the clock! Two silhouettes appear — one with a sturdy stance (Dravelle), the other striking a pose mid-sparkle (Chellana).
Chellana: “Darling, we’ve finally found you!”
Dravelle: “Ugh, you again, Barkonnen…”
Dog (Kael, jaw dropped): “...Wait. Dravelle? Chellana?! From Woodland Camp?!?”
SFX: BOOOMPF! GLITTER-SCENT CLOUD!


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Panel 3 — Awkward Reunion & Flashback

Visual: Split-panel gag — half shows a flashback of young Dog hiding from a tiny skunk spraying perfume hearts, and a badger kid scowling at him over a sandcastle.
Flashback Dravelle: “Stop digging in my dirt pile!”
Flashback Chellana: “Marry meeee!”
Present Dog: “You both remember that?!”
Dravelle (grinning): “Every humiliating second.”
Chellana (dramatically): “Every romantic one!”
SFX: THWOMP! (as Chellana clings to Dog’s arm, Dravelle rolls eyes)


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Panel 4 — The Conspiracy Revealed

Visual: The golden clock’s gears open, revealing a hologram of Mr. Moolah’s face, smirking in pure corporate glee.
Mr. Moolah (via hologram): “Surprise! I merged time travel and marketing nostalgia! You’re all collectibles now!”
Cat (Felari): “Called it. Capitalism is a time loop.”
Dravelle (cracking knuckles): “Let’s break his market.”
SFX: DING! CRASH! CLOCK KABOOM!
Final Caption: “Tick-tock… the past fights back!”

Panel 5 — Chellana’s Glittery Confession

Visual: After the explosion, everyone’s covered in gold dust. Chellana poses dramatically with Dog, surrounded by floating perfume hearts.
Chellana: “Kael, my dear, you’ve aged like fine cheese — bold and slightly confused!”
Dog (sighing): “Still allergic to your perfume clouds.”
Rabbit: “It’s called character development!”
SFX: POOF! SCENT OF DRAMA!


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Panel 6 — Sisterly Chaos + Cliffhanger

Visual: Dravelle and Chellana start arguing over who gets to “protect” Kael while Rabbit resets the broken golden clock in the background — which glows ominously again.
Dravelle: “Back off, perfume bomb. He doesn’t need protecting.”
Chellana: “Please, dirt queen — I’m the emotional support skunk.”
Cat (to audience): “Oh good. Two more walking plot devices.”
SFX: DING! DING! DING!

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