Episode 35:“Buy, Sell, Explode!”

Tagline: “When profits go BOOM, expect glitter in the balance sheets!”

Panel 1:
Setting: A shiny futuristic city full of stores, billboards, and vending machines — all with the same logo: “MOOLAHCORP™”
Dog squints suspiciously.
Dog: “Wait… why does every store sell the same stuff… with my face on it?”
SFX: “KA-CHING-KA-BOOM!” (a cash register literally explodes nearby)


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Panel 2:
Cut to: the towering MOOLAHCORP skyscraper — the top floor shaped like a dollar sign with lasers.
Inside, the Corrupt Corporate Executive — a slick, smug human in a gold suit and alien-style hair gel — watches screens showing citizens buying everything.
Exec (grinning): “Heh heh heh… every donut, toy, and dog biscuit on Earth belongs to me!”
SFX: “Eeeevil laughter echoes in surround sound (now in stereo).”


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Panel 3:
Rabbit bursts through the window, covered in shopping bags and cosmic receipts.
Rabbit: “You’re charging for AIR now?!”
Exec: “Oxygen™ — premium and profitable!”
SFX: “WINDOW-CRASH!!” / “WHEEZE-CHA-CHING!”
(tiny note: a sign in background reads “Now charging for blinking — only $9.99 per eye!”)


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Panel 4 (final):
The team triggers the “refund button” — the entire city explodes in confetti, coins, and receipts.
Dog and Rabbit high-five amid raining glitter and shredded cash.
Dog: “We just tanked the global economy!”
Rabbit (grinning): “And it only cost us everything!”
SFX: “BOOOOM!!” / “SPARKLE-RICOCHET!!”
Background Gag Sign: “Free Market (literally free now)”

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Panel 5: The Aftermath Sale

Setting: The smoking ruins of the MOOLAHCORP tower. The Pet Genimaliens (Dog, Rabbit, Cat, Mouse, Hamster) stand amid piles of shredded cash, melted vending machines, and floating “SALE” tags that survived the explosion.*

Dog: “Well… at least the market corrected itself.”
Rabbit (excitedly holding up a melted gold coin): “Ooooh, shiny! Is it chocolate?”
Cat (deadpan, sipping coffee from a cracked mug): “Only if inflation tastes like sugar.”
SFX: “SIZZLE-POP!” (a vending machine tries to reboot and explodes again)

Background Sign Gag:
A half-burned billboard reads:
“MOOLAHCORP: We Own You™ — Now 99% Off!”


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Panel 6: The Villain’s Exit (and Punchline)

Cut to: The Corrupt Corporate Executive crawling out of the rubble, covered in soot but still wearing his shiny golden tie. He dusts himself off, then pulls a “SALE” tag off his shoulder with irritation.

Exec (grinning, smug): “Heh… cute trick. But I’ll bounce back — with MoolahCoin! The future of greed!”
Dog (facepalm): “He’s rebooting capitalism again…”
Rabbit: “Yay! More stuff to blow up!”
SFX: “DUN-DUN-DUNNNN!” (dramatic villain chord, complete with neon dollar-sign lightning)

Final visual gag:
As the villain walks away, the debris around him reassembles into a corporate logo in the shape of a grinning dollar sign, winking at the audience.

A cartoon banner slaps across the frame:
“THE END... OR THE REBRAND?”
SFX: “KA-CHING!”

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