Episode 33: Dog Meets Dog

Tagline: Kael Barkonnen (Dog) finds a girlfriend on Earth… and Toon Physics makes the romance even zanier!


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Panel 1

Kael Barkonnen (Dog) wandering Earth city park.

He suddenly spots a female dog (anthro-like, stylishly drawn) sitting under a tree, reading.

His eyes instantly turn into heart-shaped Wingding Eyes.

SFX: “BOIIINNGGGG!!!” as his tongue rolls out cartoonishly.



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Panel 2

A montage gag panel:

Picnic blanket with exploding soda.

Dog and girlfriend sharing spaghetti → noodle stretches across panel until it tangles the Cat in the background.

Ferris wheel ride → the cart detaches and spins like a UFO.

Holding hands → their arms stretch across two panels worth of space.


SFX (varied across mini-scenes): SLURRRRP! ZOIIINK! FWOOOSH!



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Panel 3

Back in the park, Dog is giving her a stuffed-animal prize (won at carnival, but it’s actually alive and screaming).

She blushes, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

Dog melts into a literal puddle of hearts on the grass.

SFX: “SMOOCH!!” then “SPLOOOSH!!”



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Panel 4

Cutaway gag: The other Genimaliens (Rabbit, Cat, Mouse, Hamster, Dove) are spying from a bush, all with binoculars.

Rabbit whispers: “Is this romance or an interdimensional accident waiting to happen?”

Cat smugly adds: “Why not both?”

Behind them, a giant neon sign lights up randomly: “TRUE LOVE??” with a flashing question mark.


SFX: KACHUNK-KACHUNK! (sign turning on/off).

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